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Q: anyone know any smaller dealerships in austin texas that has beetles for sale?
Like I don’t really want an up to date one
just a really cheap one I get financing on?
I don’t want to go to a big car dealership

A: http://www.autotrader.com

Q: I’m 13 & need money fast but not online money?
I’m 13 Austin Texas(just in case it will help)I need money fast because I asked my parents for money but right now we got in a fight & they wont give me money so I desided to earn money myself.I need money to go to houston with my friends this summer.I got the accept from my parents but I need the money I know some ideas like:babysitting, washing cars, garage sales, etc.Any more ideas I did the garage sale & earn $67.So more Ideas, & thank you all for your support

A: good question. I have the same one. lol. but i would have to say is watch biz kid$, you might get some ideas. like there were some girls in ur situation and they made and sold soap. they have many ideas on how to make a business it really helped me. here is a list of things i can think of:
make a site and sell ur stuff like me www.freewebs.com/mylittlestore/
make jewelry
make keychains
lemonade stand
and thats all i can think of right now

Q: I’m 13 & I need money fast?
I’m 13 Austin Texas(just in case it will help)I need money fast because I asked my parents for money but right now we got in a fight & they wont give me money so I desided to earn money myself.I need money to go to houston with my friends this summer.I got the accept from my parents but I need the money I know some ideas like:babysitting, washing cars, garage sales, etc.Any more ideas I did the garage sale & earn $67.So more Ideas, & thank you all for your support

A: what about walking dogs for people? My girls do that and make good money. they put up posters in our local grocery store and that is how they find customers. They love dogs and walking so it works out very good. They charge $1.50 for a walk around the block and $2.50 to take the dog to the park and play fetch for 10 minutes and then walk them back.

Also running errands or doing housework for an older person who might not be able to do it for themselves.

selling lemonade and cookies at a corner stand?

good luck!

Q: Texas Crazy Laws can you believe these?
Texas Crazy Law

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

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It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don’t need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.

A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.

Abilene

It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.

Austin

Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.

Beaumont

Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.

Borger

It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.

Clarendon

It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

El Paso

Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons “of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them.”

Houston

Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.

It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.

Galveston

It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.

Jasper

Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars.

LeFors

It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.

Lubbock County

It is illegal to drive within an arm’s length of alcohol – including alcohol in someone else’s blood stream.

Mesquite

It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

Port Arthur

Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.

Richardson

It is now illegal to place a “for sale” sign on a car if it visible from the street.

It is illegal to do “U Turns”.

San Antonio

It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.

Temple

No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.

You can ride your horse in the saloon.

Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.

Texarkana

Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.

A: Hey, Not all those laws are bad.
Especially that one about another man milking my cow.
I was following sage advice when i was told why buy milk when i can own my cow.

That’s why i got married.

It would bother me to no end to know another man was milking my cow.

Q: Actual (Dumb) Laws from Texas (Long but funny)?
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

You can be legally married by publicly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don’t need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

Abilene: It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.

Alamo: A person found intoxicated must be given a large dose of castor oil by a local doctor…and failure to gulp it down will result in a fine.

Austin: Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.

Beaumont: Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.

Borger: It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.

Clarendon: It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

El Paso: Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons “of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them.”

Houston: Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.

Houston: It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.

Galveston: It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.

LeFors: It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.

Lubbock County: It is illegal to drive within an arm’s length of alcohol – including alcohol in someone else’s blood stream.

Mesquite: It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

Port Arthur: Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.

Richardson: It is now illegal to place a “for sale” sign on a car if it visible from the street.

San Antonio: It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

Temple: No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.

Temple: You can ride your horse in the saloon.

Temple: Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.

Texarkana: Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.

A: LOL! You swear this is true???

Q: Bought a used car and am unhappy. Can anything be done?
Ok, here’s the deal:

Back on the 5th of January (2010) I bought a used vehicle from a dealership (a Kia dealership) in Austin, Texas. When we went to test drive the vehicle, it wouldn’t start; the battery was dead. The salesman assured me that when cars sit on the lot not being used the batteries get low, and he had it jump started. It ran fine on the test drive and we decided to buy it.
During the little negotiation part with the salesman I asked for a new battery. He said the battery was fine and that if there was a problem I could bring it back and they would replace it.

Ok, no problem. We buy the car (finance with $5,000 down) and drive it home.

It continues to have problems starting (probably the battery I think), and I resign myself to having to take it back to get this dealt with. Well, yesterday, as my wife is driving it, the check engine light turns on and the vehicle gets stuck in 3rd gear. Definite problem! So, first (being the savvy fool I am) I take it to Firestone Auto for a full diagnostics before taking it back (I do NOT trust dealerships). They come back with a dead cell in the battery, and several transmission codes. I take the paperwork with me and return to the Kia dealership with the vehicle.

Thankfully, I bought the extended warranty (which apparently will cover the transmission problems), but not the battery. I am told to go talk to my sales person and that he can get me a battery. So, I speak with my sales guy and he tells me they won’t let me get a new battery and I have to talk to a manager. Manager says no dice.

He tells me that since the battery did not get mentioned during the paperwork stage and since it didn’t get written down there is nothing he can do. He also tells me there are no verbal agreements there.

So, my question is this:
Is there anything I can do to back out of the deal? It has been 25 days since I purchased the vehicle, and I haven’t made a payment yet. I am very unhappy with this dealership, and I feel slighted. If there is anyway I can give the car back and get my $5,000.00 back I would be very happy.

Any advice is appreciated.

A: Find someone to tickle you. It will make you feel happier about your mistake.

If you don’t get it in writing, you don’t have it at all.

Q: I got this in an email…..some ppl say they are for real but idk bc theyre kinda dumb!! what do u think?
Funny Texas Laws

1. – It is illegal to take more that three sips of beer while standing.
2. – You can be legally married by publicly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
3. – It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
4. – It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
5. – The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
6. – One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
7. – It is illegal to sell one’s eye.
8. – A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
9. – When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
10. – A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
11. – It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing. (Abilene)
12. – Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket. (Austin)
13. – Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University. (Beaumont)
14. – It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or riding crop, and firecrackers of any kind. (Borger)
15. – It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster. (Claredon)
16. – Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons “of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them. (El Paso)
17. – It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays. (Galveston)
18. – Bicycles must be operated at a “reasonable speed”. (Galveston)
19. – No person shall throw trash from an airplane. (Galveston)
20. – Landing an airplane on the beach is illegal. (Galveston)
21. – Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500. (Galveston)
22. – No person may disturb a church service by swearing. (Harker Heights)
23. – It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday. (Houston)
24. – Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. (Houston)
25. – Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. (Jasper)
26. – It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing. (LeFors)
27. – It is illegal to drive within an arm’s length of alcohol – including alcohol in someone else’s blood stream. (Lubbock County)
28. – It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts. (Mesquite)
29. – Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator. (Port Arthur)
30. – It is illegal to do “U Turns”. (Richardson)
31. – It is now illegal to place a “for sale” sign on a car if it visible from the street. (Richardson)
32. – It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands. (San Antonio)
33. – Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot. (Temple)
34. – You can ride your horse in the saloon. (Temple)
35. – No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square. (Temple)
36. – Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.

A: well it is texas, so they’re probably all true.

–x–

Q: Wouldn’t it be kinda funny if some of these were for real?
Funny Texas Laws

1. – It is illegal to take more that three sips of beer while standing.
2. – You can be legally married by publicly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
3. – It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
4. – It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
5. – The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
6. – One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
7. – It is illegal to sell one’s eye.
8. – A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
9. – When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
10. – A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
11. – It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing. (Abilene)
12. – Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket. (Austin)
13. – Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University. (Beaumont)
14. – It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or riding crop, and firecrackers of any kind. (Borger)
15. – It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster. (Claredon)
16. – Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons “of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them. (El Paso)
17. – It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays. (Galveston)
18. – Bicycles must be operated at a “reasonable speed”. (Galveston)
19. – No person shall throw trash from an airplane. (Galveston)
20. – Landing an airplane on the beach is illegal. (Galveston)
21. – Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500. (Galveston)
22. – No person may disturb a church service by swearing. (Harker Heights)
23. – It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday. (Houston)
24. – Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. (Houston)
25. – Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. (Jasper)
26. – It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing. (LeFors)
27. – It is illegal to drive within an arm’s length of alcohol – including alcohol in someone else’s blood stream. (Lubbock County)
28. – It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts. (Mesquite)
29. – Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator. (Port Arthur)
30. – It is illegal to do “U Turns”. (Richardson)
31. – It is now illegal to place a “for sale” sign on a car if it visible from the street. (Richardson)
32. – It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands. (San Antonio)
33. – Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot. (Temple)
34. – You can ride your horse in the saloon. (Temple)
35. – No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square. (Temple)
36. – Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.

A: they are real – there are all kinds of laws on the books that are out-of-date and yet they haven’t been removed -
they have them in all states -
a while back they finally removed one from our area when they had to give a guy that got of jail a horse and a gun b/c back in the day that was how people made their living and they hadn’t voided the law , so they had to give them to him

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